I had a fortress where roughly 90% of the engravings were of buckets, buckets surrounded by dwarves, and buckets surrounded by screaming dwarves.
I stopped making engravings after a while.
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Oh my god,I found this hilarious.
OH GOD THE BUCKT THE BUCKETTTT LOOK URIST LOOK AT THE HORROR AAAAAAAHHH
I don’t even play DF and I’m in tears laughing at the thought of this.
What would possess anyone, dwarf or not, to carve pictures of buckets of all things? And moreover…dwarves screaming around buckets? Oh god, here comes another fit of laughter.
Makes you wonder what kind of horror your carvers/engravers went through. Did somebody get their head stuck in a bucket and develop a phobia of the things, or what?
Very strange. Amusing, funny even, but strange.
Urist McDwarf cancels Store Item in Stockpile: Interrupted by Bucket.
Clearly they’re Homestuck fans having a joke.
Sounds like Homestuck fans.
This was really funny, the picture is awsome
Not much of a story, tell you the truth. Hilarious though it may be.
Thats almost as weird as the engravings in Boatmurdered
And all I can think of is Homestuck…
‘Good god, they /carve/ this smut on the /walls/?’
XD
It doesn’t take but one hall entrance engraved or embellished with hanging rings^W^W buckets of water (bay elm) (thirst ye Urists? Waaaaael…) for there to appear a Hall Of Hot Wet Dorfs and a Hall of Amended Workflow… It is also pretty invisible if there are urns and pots of dwarven rum or water or anything else. And what gets Urist used to the use of leather water flasks? They don’t hold it for a moon at a time so they’re deprecated? Does everyone else start even the first season with a well of soapy water, rather than finding nonmaterial animal-sourced scunci for the travel ‘fro everyone has?
This cracked me up, yea have had this sometimes.
This reminds me of when my dwarfs filled a whole room with engravings of draltha tripe. Specifically, holding the tripe to the heavens while other dwarfs look on.
This picture is my new desktop background !
My god this game is good !