My settlement lasted 5 minutes. It was beautiful.
There was a giant lava pit in the middle of the map. I started mining on the side of the map when I saw that a dwarf was interrupted by a Fire Man. I look to the magma, and the entire countryside was on fire. The smoke and fire spread and consumed everything in its path. Every dwarf died.
Total time: 5 minutes. My new record.
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